after a while i got over it, plus Brian Williams is pretty cute even if his face is glued on sideways. the world is ending because of the economy? better entertainment for me! especially since i'm still going to get to lounge and get fed either way. but hanging around licking myself has grown tiresome lately, and everyone is always around too. it's annoying. i don't want people watching me play with my orange rope or blissfully sleeping under the plant in the corner... that's just creepy. i want them to get jobs and get the hell out.
this is why i showed up at Paul Krugman's house. he loves cats and is the perfect vessel for me to disperse my vast knowledge of economics. i've been sneaking down to new york for a while now and thanks to me, Paul Krugman is now famous for my New Trade Theory. my trade theory is genius, and with any luck it will fix the economy and get laura and sue out of the house so i can sneak down and sleep on their pillows.
i love being a genius. plus how many cats have you seen photographed for TIME magazine's 100 most influential people? yeah, that's what i thought.