i'm amazing

today laura poured water on the ground where she knew i'd step to lick the rim of her glass of water. it was cold and scary, so i sneezed in her glass... twice. 

it was sweet revenge, but not sweet enough, so i decided to up my game. 

i tore up all the newspaper near the litter box and made the loudest scene of pooing in my whole life, stunk up the house, got it all up in my fur and then jumped on her and pranced around the room covered in stinking mess. 

i win.