halloween

i hate laura and her friends. they keep spilling shit and are petting me and left me outside for 3 hours. i think... i am just going to lick my area right now.

they are dressed up all stupid and jay is laughing like a young girl.

i really just wanted them to dress me up as a bumblebee, someday they'll catch on... one of these years they'll catch on to my clues. the clover honey that noone knows where it came from, the piles of yellow and black things i arrange into stripes... the bee corpses i hunt and place in lifelike positions on their pillows every night next to a nugget of my kitty kibble.

someday...